Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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