he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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