Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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