I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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