I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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