ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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