Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
false alarm, still single
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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