just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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