ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am naked and annoyed.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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