We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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