bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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