I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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