the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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