I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The power of my boobs compel you
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
