it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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