Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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