eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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