Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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