But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
