in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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