Fine. I'll sleep in my office
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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