can we get nightvision for the apartment?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
They took my balls.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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