i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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