I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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