Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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