I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize
