so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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