things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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