i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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