How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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