Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
