I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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