just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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