So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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