The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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