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We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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