we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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