Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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