My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My dick has a subreddit
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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