That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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