i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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