Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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