giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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