So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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