I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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