i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i barfeds in our rink
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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