my phone needs a breathalizer
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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