If i could tip my vagina, i would.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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