I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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