i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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