hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
