Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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